Warning! World-shaking epiphanies ahead.
This transformation is not for everyone. With love, I tell you that if you don’t tick all the boxes then working with me ain’t for you and you should look elsewhere.
I am NOT the person you hire when you want a gentle polish and nudge in the nitty-gritty of how you present the marvellous work you do.
Nope, I’m the one you need when you’re ready to ditch every bit of crap holding you back but you don’t know how to make the mojo start flowin’.
I’m for the time when you’re tired of ordinary, sorta-kinda, and a wistful I-know-I-can-do-better feeling. I’m here for world-changing, magnificent, and full-speed-ahead.
I won’t let you settle for anything less than transcendent.
So here are my requirements, in tasty list form:
1. You MUST adore the hell out of the thing you do.
There are people who can care intensely about other people’s work as if it was their own, and we are called marketers. (No, not every marketer can do that. Presumably, marketing wouldn’t have a kinda bad rap if this were not so.)
Since you aren’t a marketer, you need to have a consuming passion for the value of your work. This passion and belief will be the cornerstone of your new (kick-ass) marketing strategy.
2. You MUST be comfortable with making big changes.
It’s quite likely that within the next six months you will revolutionise your website, business cards, products, and audience. It’s going to be glorious, but it’s also going to be a lot of upheaval. If you don’t think you could cope with making Epic Plans any time soon, then wait until you are ready.
3. You MUST have a workable level of self-awareness.
You might not be able to articulate it, but you know what you want. You know what makes you uneasy and the characteristics that make you grit your teeth. You know what you care about, and with help you can talk about why you care.
4. You MUST be ready to shine.
Radiance is not for the faint of heart. You are going to glow and shine and be glorious. It won’t be self-aggrandising, but it will be very, very visible. Some people don’t want you to shine, and if one of those people is living in your heart then you aren’t ready. Kick that traitor out and come back when you’re prepared to blaze.
Still with me? Wonderful!
Why do I use the word coachsulting?
Because what I do is a lot like coaching: I help you figure out the right answers for you. The ones you already had, mixed up with all the other thoughts in your brain. The thoughts that feel comfortable (because they’re yours!) but also majorly insightful (because you’re a genius). I gently coax those ideas into the spotlight, and encourage you to develop them.
But I’m also a consultant. Sometimes I tell you, “This is what I think you should do.” It can be around a new tool or framework you might never have heard of (or have heard of, but never implemented) or the best way to implement an idea, a change in direction, or a cunning name. You know, expert advice. Because I’m an expert.
So all of my services have a dash of both in them. Mostly, I’m listening to you, asking questions, pulling the smartness out of your head. But sometimes I tell you extra stuff you didn’t know. It’s a lovely way for both of us to work!
I’ll be adding new services as you tell me what you need. So if nothing here quite suits you, get in touch. We can figure something out!
So how am I going to help you?
The Kickass Naming Service is standing by to help name your website, tagline, product, service, newsletter or… thing!
The Cash and Joy Provocateurs is a twice-monthly mastermind group to take your business from dream to kick-ass reality.
The Superlative Client List will transform your work days: from ugh to oh hells yeah.
Goddamn Radiant is a three-session marketing transformation. HUGE clarity and perspective and insight ahoy!
